Jose Calderowned

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

Also not a good look. Shitting all over someone else’s joke that was understood to be a joke by everyone but you.

I’ve been using Sportsnet as my ONLY sourse for reliable news for 10, heck even 15 years now, dating back to the start of President Gore’s administration.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

I sort of like a world where Duke gets the shaft from the refs.

Of course not. The ACC is angry Duke lost, not about officiating.

Always sample size Truthers

First China, now this; what a great week for Breeders.

If he’s so great why is he still a horse, huh?

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

He just threw the second pitch

False. I’m sure you’re a new user, probably a youngin’ who was probably 6 when the first iPod came out and iTunes was up until a few weeks before to the many who used it, such as myself, was called SoundJam. SoundJam was, arguably at the time, the best MP3 computer player there was, it even had a visualizer, which…

Just another example of East Coast bias. A 49er reps a San Fran team, he gets fined, but Rex Ryan gushes over Sox three nights a week and the league doesn't say boo.