Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

“Oh no, someone somewhere is getting something I don’t need!”

Good piece. Thanks for sharing it. I’ve definitely noticed the “Woke Olympics” going on but haven’t been able to put a name to it.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

When I first heard of a blow job in 6th grade, everyone I knew figured it was like literally blowing air on a dick.

The last of the iPads Mini? Why? I have used a Mini since the Retina version came out and I think it’s the perfect size - small enough to read books, large enough to play games and do a little work, perfect for using as a notepad for meetings/conferences with a stylus. I don’t ever want to go back to a bigger iPad,…

I like this.

This is still my favorite:

This is the Kéréon Lighthouse, (Phare du Kéréon) positioned in the Iroise Sea of West French Brittany. Southeast of Ushant Island (Île d'Ouessant) and northwest of the Isle of Molène (Île de Molène), Kéréon was built on the pitfall of Men Tensel (Breton for "spiteful stone") in 1907, thanks to a donation from Mrs.…

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

maybe you should fuck a geographer while you're at it

On the brightside C-town, Johnny Football will tip better than Lebron.

The face of a man who knows his life has already peaked.

Big deal. There's been an ass in the Clippers front office for 30 years.

Stay classy, rural America.

People have been doing this in Houston for years.

Oh god, dude. What the hell does this have to do with a Sienna getting hit by a concrete truck?

Customer: ...and a side of green beans.

Maybe she's not trying to be attractive?

Women don't have to dress up for you, they don't need to be sexy and/or cute. Gaga expresses herself through the aesthetics of her costumes, and sometimes she just thinks a giant piece of glass on her head looks cool. Either way it's okay, but people aren't used to women…

Yes! Everybody else should pay because of the "stupidity" of someone who shares much of your DNA!