I wouldn’t Grantham parole either.

It seems AVC saw an umlaut and declared it non-English as a result.

But I would miss the AVClub’s stock headlines for each episode: “[Insert celebrity name] Isn’t Enough to Save a Middling SNL.”

For some reason it isn’t a song I’ve ever heard just once - I won’t hear it for years, and then I’ll hear it several times in the same day. It’s as if, every few years, the universe lets down its guard, and that fucking song races to fill the void.

I don't think continuing to rehash this shitshow helps anyone.

‘I reluctantly still believe this is any of my business.’

“You shouldn’t be involved in this, but I should be involved with what women everywhere are allowed to do with there own bodies!”

I look forward to my kids lecturing me about how the federal government works, quoting “Adam.” (Honestly, though, Adam Ruins Everything was a solid show and taught them a lot of useful stuff.)

That checks. I have a friend who was a second unit camera assistant on Rampage for some of the sequences JDM was in and he told me he was an absolute delight. He’d hang out during resets and just shoot the shit and praise the crew. There were some big resets too, involving the takeoff and landing of a helicopter, and…

I’m not surprised he’s out front calling people out on their bullshit. I have a friend who’s a producer on the show and apparently Morgan is the coolest, nicest person to interact with on the cast. Not that others aren’t great to work with, but apparently Reedus for instance mostly likes to go hang in his trailer betwe…

NoHo is truly one of the greatest villains in the history of TV. But I’d give anything for that karate kid to come back. 

For all the disturbing violence and body horror, this show really does capture the over-the-top excesses of comics culture. It’s awful but it’s so darned authentic and, yes, entertaining.

My favorite part of the episode was when Peacemaker pointed out how he too had been bullied in his youth by people calling him a bully and insensitive. The delivery of it was just near-perfect.

YOU’RE THE GUY WHO NEVER PLAYED GUITAR HERO II.

If your gut reaction to this is to get defensive (like many people in the twitter replies) then it might be time to start examining your personal bias. 

Antony Starr deserves all the awards. He’s a HELL of a fit for Homelander and took what could’ve been a very goofy role and gave it the edge it needed without being super-grim.

Remember a decade ago when some company had the brilliant idea to rename Scrabble, which then made them tens of millions of dollars?

I say all this having never once in my life slept outdoors. But I did watch “The Edge” a couple of times.

Honesssssst Abe

I’m calling the snake-Hitler “Hissler.” Haven’t come up with a good name for snake-Lincoln yet.