We’re doing this to boost popcorn sales.

She’s a little young to be his father.

I think it's "paella".

Who is Alex Trebek? 

Rick and Morty basically pulled a “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” and I’m here for it.

You’re the same as them just with a different target to rile.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Every alternate reality Clone Rick pops up in turns out to be fascist (“Goddammit when did this shit become the default.”)

“Gaslighting doesn’t exist. You made it up, because you’re fucking crazy.”

‘F’ is also used in Twitch streaming, whenever a signal interruption occurs or there is a ton of latency issues, everyone spams F to let the streamer know they lost the connection. It may have been used ironically at first, but now its a very quick way to give a streamer feedback for connection loss

Wait a minute... my Pepperidge Farm frozen cake wasn’t made on a farm?

Michael claiming to have invented the word “chillaxing” was funny, but then they quickly one upped it by saying it’s a mix of “Chidi and relaxing.”

My wife suggest this and I was like “What, is the dog watching not enough for you?”

The teens who grew up watching Tim and Eric’s Awesome show have entered the work force

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

Stonehenge was a sex thing got me pretty good. I love that pure light elephant

Dead eyes, eat hearts, can’t lose!

Hey now...the first three seasons varied WILDLY on an episode to episode basis.

Yes, but the lawnmower would’ve prounced my wife’s name properly, so it wouldn’t have been quite as fun.

You don’t want to overstate what a reality makeover show *is* or whatever, but the world is such a dark place right now and I honestly feel a real debt to the five of them, him in particular, for giving me something to watch where people get to be themselves and be kind to each other and both of those things tangibly…