It can be two things.

Your proper use of an interrobang pleases me. A star for you.

OMG why are you bringing up things from so far in the past‽ It was 11 months ago! Things were different back then. He didn’t know any better. Nobody did.

I gotta ask - What are you doing eating Barbie Dolls?

So......are we going to get a spoiler space? Because now I want to know while not at all seeing the movie

I found it aggressively boring for the entire first act, but it won me over. The pool sequence is a classic. 

Young Lion Yells At Cloud.

Looking forward to Mike Milligan’s origin story. Hopefully there’ll be a flash forward or two so we can get more Bokeem Woodbine.

The benefit of picking Luigi isn’t physical, it’s psychological.  Your heart is filled with joy when you pick Luigi and thus you play better.

Hey, no it would take considerably longer then a half hour. Also, Nintendo told me when this happened in Maker 1 that pile of poo was just fine, and they even let me reupload all those levels, where they still stand today. 

It calls to mind maybe my favorite pearl of wisdom from the show:

Turning The Hobbit in to three movies was pretty cynical.

because thats how the footage looks before any grading done to it

I think both “what if phones but too much” and “the people are broken, not the tech,” can be true at the same time. Your curmudgeonly uncle who says things like “People don’t just talk anymore, it’s all text text text” isn’t necessarily criticizing the technology. He’s criticizing how people interact with it. But it’s…

i really appreciated that the final compromise allowed the boys to meet up in the game to indulge their fantasies but that it ALSO allowed Theo to take off her ring, go out on the town, and flirt (and possibly/probably hook up?) with a stranger. it was clear that all 3 of them were sacrificing something in their…

Sir, that was a bank.

can’t do surgery on your soul, boy.

Maybe if they smiled more.

The juxtaposition of Barry’s real experience in combat vs. the hackneyed re-enactment was an amazing scene, and it says a lot about the gulf between the public and the military. 

Barry recounting the first time he killed, going back and forth from the performance to the real thing, was fucking haunting. The way this show is able to go from hilarious to serious so suddenly yet naturally is such an impressive thing to witness. Can’t wait to see just how dark this new season will get.