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“So, what are you into?”

I thought I was being oppressed once. It turned out to be gas.

“I think I heard ‘Sand Snakes’...”

For real leak-proofing they should do away with scripts altogether and try improv, with suggestions shouted by the cast and crew.

I think I remember altright trolls getting very pissy that somebody had the audacity to make Link gender-neutral, which was basically replacing like 10 words in the entire game. At one point the mod was available on Romhacking.net and then it disappeared.

Just send thoughts and prayers, it’s more impactful that way.

I’m ok with this. People are stupid and they need to be fucked with.

I don’t want to get into an argument here, but did you read and understand the article?

This dude is dating Ariana Grande and he’s getting shit for it? Give him a fucking gold medal!

I like the idea of calling it a “drive by”, but it’s not great marketing.

Based on the headline, I came in here to point out that it’s insane to expect people to be eager to live with someone else’s illness (and I say that as someone who has fought depression and bipolar disorder for over 20 years). But now I see that the world is even worse than I initially assumed. People are seriously…

Speaking as someone with mental illnesses who has mostly chosen to be single partly as a consequence of those illnesses, I have the upmost respect for Davidson.

It also doesn’t help that its 3 AM, and all the cars in front of you are drunk and/or high.  Of course you are too because why else are you getting Taco bell

I mean, you’re both wrong. No death for this guy, the true path to his suffering is stripping away all his cash and power and turning him into a fucking nobody. No assaults, rapes, suicide or murder, he doesn’t get to be a victim. He gets to be an imprisoned man known only by a number, who never gets a visitor, who…

John and Zooey look like they just walked in off the top of a wedding cake.

“I don’t even like punk/alternative.”

I don’t know about the last bit. I have film maker friends and also musician friends and they all seem to pretty much dislike so much of what’s released. They all think its trite. I liken it to a high-end chef that simply has lost the ability to enjoy a good Reese’s Cup or something. It makes me sad. It appears to be…

I laugh at these dickheads, but, to be perfectly honest, if I found a surprise alcoholic beverage hiding in a piece of my furniture, I’d get down on my knees and cry tears of pure fucking joy.

Wielder and the transracial guy sitting there nodding at each other for what felt like minutes was fucking hilarious. I nearly fell off the sofa.