Hey, remember way back yonder when Michelle Wolf attacked the White House press for using Donald Trump as a way to line their own pockets. And that maybe the best idea would have been just to stop giving him so much attention. But they wanted to keep making money...

I still got two of the McDonalds glasses they sold to promote this movie. Sometimes I drink booze out of them LIKE A BIG BOY.

You’re all gonna be singing a different tune when Avengers 4 is all Wong all the time. You’ll all look up at Wong and shout “save us” and he’ll whisper “no.”

“spoiler alert: Major plot points for Avengers: Infinity War—including the ending—will be revealed below.”

“Baby, if there is one thing I know for sure, it’s that I’m the rock in this family.” There wasn’t enough of Aly in these past episodes.

She was going to play Tom Bombadil, wasn’t she

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed…

Classic Darkseid, er...Thanos.

The thing that stuck out to me the most: when altering reality, Thanos turns anything harmful into bubbles. Bubbles, of all things. The guy is a monster, but somehow there is some weird gentler side within him. After all it seems he did care for his children, even if he forced them to live hard lives, abduction and…

IW has my favorite post-credit scene. It was exactly the spark of hope that was needed after that ending. Peter and Tony’s “goodbye” absolutely wrecked me. Tom Holland and RDJ absolutely killed that scene.

The thing I find most disappointing about online reaction is, “The deaths didn’t pack a punch because I know they’re all coming back.”

Luke Cage: (flatly) “Oh no. Iron Fist just disintegrated into nothingness.”

I just have to say how impressed I was by Josh Brolin’s CGI performance. Perhaps the best I’ve ever seen of the type that I can remember.

Like the #2 A Quiet Place?

I think it means that Marvel is finally coming into their own! Entirely due to being inspired by the success of other superhero ensemble movies like Justice League. It’s cute.

This was my biggest gripe. He goes from “We’re mad scientists, we’ve got to own it!” To, “someone else please take responsibility for my actions.” such bullshit. A cop out and a forced change to cause tension.

I absolutely agree. I love Civil War, but the only person who should have had to sign was Iron Man. I also can’t get over the fact that when Ross was showing the damage from the Avenger’s previous fights, no one brought up that the government tried to drop a nuke on New York in the middle of the fight, and The…

This article could easily be retitled, “No one in the Marvel universe has a character arc as inconsistently-written and subject to changes in contracts and actor commitments as Tony Stark’s.”

As someone who is tremendously indifferent to these MCU films, I have still managed to see most of them over the years and could follow the movie well.

So trivial as having personal emotional stakes other than “If you don’t, we’ll all die”? Trivial as “the action scenes are kind of numbing and blah with just too much CGI”? Your comment sounds like a Pitchfork review in that it shits on something without explaining why. I like how you’re shitting on a well-supported…