britontheside
Brit on the Side
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1. I’m giving Kris Jenner a little tiny bit of slack on this and none of you can stop me

As a trans person, I am entirely unwilling to criticize the reaction of a partner to their spouse coming out (outside of open hostility of course) . It really is a tough thing to go through.

Re: the fake allergies

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

It’s not just trolls who can’t spell ‘lose,’ unless 99% of the Internet is trolls.

“Joni is not in a fake coma,” her representative said. “She does, however, still have a pretend disease.”

Why does anyone give a fuck whether or not Kris commented? This isn’t about her, it’s about Bruce. Stop making it about her, people.

“The hole in the stall of the men’s room? Honey, that’s a glory hole. Hell no I’m not gonna fill it in. The gay guys love it, getting their dick sucked by a stranger. It’s been there forever. You know we do family halloween every year, right? The kids love it. We use that hole for scary puppets to pop out of it and

WAT

That is a dark explanation... I was hoping they were just looking for attention.

I always say that. They’d be abducting Nobel Prize winners or Olympic athletes. They can do better. Hillbillies, the aliens just aren’t that into you.

Yep, and frankly I never understood the purpose of services like this or Spotify. Why would you pay a monthly fee to rent music? Wouldn't it be better/cheaper to own your own music files and play them on your jukebox of choice? In my case since I collect vinyls, I buy them on Amazon and most of the time I get a free

I kind of love them. They remind me of Christmas ornaments.

not to be watched sober

That would be just fucked up enough to get me to watch it.

Lena. Dunham. UGH.

As long as you don't also snap your fingers at her.

...could I be any more dated? (is really the question...)

"I'm incredibly close to the common woman in that I'm a woman and I'm a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts"