Old, so dad gave us Burt Bacharach, Herp Albert, Nancy Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr on one of the early Philips cassette players. I had Gilbert O’Sullivan.

He’s doing a show here soon but I’m concerned if I go I’ll end up shouting out something about Amy, whom I love more.

A Tidal wave of tears?

I don’t find it laughable that you consider your opinion at 14 to be the definitive response to sexual assault claims.

Forerunners are forerunners.

a guy playing a fire-spewing guitar

To be fair, that wall was asking for it, pushing and pushing, not letting it go. Sean Connery agrees and he was the best Bond, right?

Have a star and a woo:

A famous Scottish DJ recalls making out with several popstars and bloggers earlier today:

We had a guitarist who was always skipping rehearsals. One day I organised one in my recording studio but didn’t tell him we’d actually be recording an album. He didn’t show so I played his parts. You can imagine how pissed he was when he discovered he wasn’t on the album.

It;s Saaaaraaaaah Ferrrrrrgusoonnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Isn’t this why shows and bands tour out-of-the-way places first? It seems like these long-running Vegas shows are just like a rock tour in one place, with all the teething problems out there. I mean, The Edge fell of a stage but only in Vancouver so who cares?

I like to think his daughter heard about it and told dad he’d ask better questions with a toupee.

I heard a radio phone-in on the European working hours directive of 48-hours maximum mandatory pw, which was about to come to the UK.

“I’m coming to Europe. Can I take you to dinner?”

I actually said as much to an ex-GF after I saw it in conjunction with my good review. I was going to see everything back then, even Britney in Crossroads. That’s what happens when you have an unlimited card, just before you kill your love of movies completely. But anyway, good movie/nice boobs are not mutually…

Jimmy Savile sometimes actually pushed gurnies like a real hospital porter. So who can tell really whether it was necrophilia or he just fell in the course of his voluntary portering? Why even question it? Nobody questioned it for decades, which kinda proves not guilty, right?

You are the sole survivor of a pun crash.