Dear Bensimon,

choosing this career path involves the cultivation of a chitinous exoskeleton, involuntary or not

I now have a post-it with her name on it. It will be my bookmark for the 1st one!

Well, I’ve got #1 on my shelf and I’m definitely reading it before watching the show. I’m going to check out whether my library has the rest on audiobook because I am an audiobook addict and listening to a huge series like that sounds amazing!

But I’ve got to read the book first! It’s sitting on my shelf right now, so soon the binging will come.

Quick, you have a whole season to catch up on. I think the kilts are less of a focus in season two.

Apparently I should be watching Outlander!

Yeah. I’d always assumed that pants were somehow more comfortable for men because of their straighter frames, but according to my fiancee they are not very comfortable at all. Plus, I remember wearing shorts underneath sweatpants for elementary school gym days. It was the worst! I cannot imagine how men spend all…

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

Maybe they don’t consider themselves actresses *anymore*? That’s how I read it. Like, they’d have to relearn the skills to participate.

Male here. I am perfectly fine with pants and shorts. But I will admit I wouldn’t mind rolling around in an acceptable male skirt.

Welcome to the dark side!

Woman Has Brain, Doesn’t Understand Dumbass Men

Bright-looking fellow...

I don’t particularly find Jaden hot because he is so young, but men in skirts in general, yes! I went to a highland games thing, and realized that kilts look great on men. From then on, I’ve been pretty vocally pro-men-in-skirts. I try to sell it as me wanting them to enjoy the same freedom to feel breezes on hot…

Jeff Goldblum:

so um yeah president bill pullman already solved this issue, hils.

Interesting point. So they go on social media to anonymously vent their anger out on strangers?

Scary middle eastern chanting ohhhh my goddddd LOL. SO un American. Middle easterners scare the POOP OUTTA ME