Sympathies. My grandma commented on my weight gain after I’d gotten sober from nearly a decade of cocaine addiction. Grandmas’ lack of filters is so obnoxious.

After graduating college, jumping through a couple of intro level jobs in my field and settling down with a great guy (who I’ve since married), I managed to get clean from drugs, which I’d been using heavily since high school. We’re talking cocaine, morphine, ecstasy, etc.

So I brought this guy to a family dinner with…

Then do pilates?

I think Missouri’s ripped off Korn’s “Coming Undone”.

Part of school is learning how to socially interact with people different from you, who may be more or less challenging to cope with. That’s why people who are homeschooled are still encouraged to attend group events within their learning circles.

Maybe if you spent as much time learning how to cope with others as well…

Or if she consents, but isn’t in the mood, get her the mood? If you believe in God, what do you think the clitoris was even made for??

When I was 15-16 (legal age of consent here is 18), I started seeing a guy that I thought was 18, only to find out when we were comparing driver’s license photos that he was in fact 22. After I confronted him about it, he turned super emotionally abusive to try and get me to keep quiet.

I did, and I really regret it…

Yep, we did this with henna dye and stuff like that. A friend of mine painted a chinese dragon into her hair. We would do the cheetah print shit, stripes (coon-tails is what they were called then because they looked like raccoon tails), and other designs that were more intricate.

This isn’t a new trend. The only thing…

Soooo the older I get (I’m 24), the more I look back at guys that I used to get all excited about when I was 14-15 and I’m just like EWWW now.

I will never understand guys who look back on girls that could be their daughter’s age and go “YEAH, SHE’S HOT!”

But then again, maybe I’m just grossed out because my biological…

Religious people are fucking weird.

The crunch is no joke. Our managers order us food to keep us at our desks and give us starbucks cards to keep us amped, expecting us to work into the night and on weekends for these. It’s painful.

Makes me wish I hadn’t deleted my Myspace account. I could have teamed up with Chris Hansen with all of the “nice, perky tits” comments I got when I was 14.

Can they ban their commercials from being played twice during every break during football too? PLZ?

17 year old males know that killing is wrong. Fuck off with that.

As an addict that’s nearly 3 years in recovery, this is the most ignorant thing I’ve ever read about addiction. An OD is painful, terrifying and the complications you will deal with for the rest of your life if you do make it through can be devastating.

You’re probably making light of the situation because that’s what…

Good effort though! I take it he’s not as much of a horror fan, lol!

You could always name your baby Damien if a boy or Regan if a girl? That would be amazing! Hahaha. My fiance and I decided on naming kids after 80s rockstars or comic villains. XD

Congrats to you too! I mean, you COULDDD have a baby in the catacombs, but that sounds like the premise of a horror movie. Lol. Wish you the best!!

If I wasn’t getting married on Halloween this year, I’d totally enter this contest.

Personally, I subscribe to the belief that feminism in this day and age should be well beyond having families because it’s what’s expected of us at all. Does the world really need exponential population growth anymore? Not sure why women still feel like their biological clocks are ticking or that they need to have a…