Two words:

UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT.

She needs to be brought up on charges.

I’m picking up my passes tonight! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Psh, don’t say that. Orcs matter too. Lol.

You’re not weird! The vagina expands/deepens when you’re aroused. You can actually gain around 4 inches in depth.

Why do you need a prescription for something like this? It’s just like a big diva cup. Provide instruction with pictures and make it over the counter! Men don’t need prescriptions for condoms. Seriously, people.

#myNYPD

Haha, I love how your articles always bring out the scummiest people to offer their two cents and then accuse you of somehow “censoring” them. Newsflash people: no one wants to read your nasty attitudes or hear about your IQ or any of that. Anna is saving us from your shit.

Same goes for government agencies, like those for vets, and most doctor offices, dental, hospitals, etc. 50s-early 90s software.
Switching to new systems is hard, takes time, requires training and IT has to build all new things for those systems. Why be safe when you can be cheap?

The most important fact here is that there really aren’t enough occasions in life to wear sun hats trimmed with tropical fruits.

This is more like what shrooms looks like than acid. Though shrooms comes with a very strong body high as well, which can influence your emotions regarding what you’re seeing.

Okay, so this is the first time I’ve ever encountered something I would totally do in this series, except I’d never do it in public.

Whenever I’m home alone for the night because my man is out with friends or something, I will eat raw cookie dough or raw batter (cake, brownie, whatever) out of a giant bowl while I play…

Imagine if our society looked down on the guys who couldn’t keep their sexual arousal to themselves instead of looking up to their douchebroness. What a world that would be.

-Note: NOT ALL MENZ.

They do realize that the rebel flag is a sign of turn coats, right? They exactly like the people who cry oppression when they are told to stop oppressing others. Get over it. This isn’t your heritage!

Hmmm, how to answer sexism in a way a sexist might understand?

I just put Adult Ceremony/Reception. If anyone thinks that implies anything dirty, that’s their problem. More cake for us.

Ugh, I used go on tour with bands in this genre (dated a band member for several years), and this happens ALL THE DAMN TIME. Cops don’t do anything, security is practically useless and no one bothers checking IDs before they bring some girl on a tour bus to do the deed. Record label people facilitate this behavior and…

Seriously? Women are THAT scary to you and anything mysterious about them is witchcraft? SERIOUSLY? It’s 2015 and women are still being brutally murdered because we confuse/scare men. WTF.

My parents REFUSED to talk about finances because my step dad is an orthodontist and my mom works for him. We lived nearly an hour away from my school and they refused to let me have friends over because they “didn’t want them to see how wealthy we are”.

In a lot of ways, that made me not care about money, but there…

It doesn’t take anything fancy to get your IP address, anti-vaxers. Anyone using Google Analytics (most websites) or something similar will track your IP address as a unique visit. If the site doesn’t get ridiculous amounts of traffic like Facebook, etc, it’s not hard to put two and two together, when you share a link…

Looks like we’re back in 1950s America all over again.