I’m pretty sure this whole tapes thing, and whether or not they exist, is going to result in a paradox that is going to destroy the entire universe.

I know there’s way more pressing reasons to feel annoyed towards Trump, but his insistence on referring to himself in the third person and putting quotes around words that don’t need it really get me.

You can take one thing to the bank here.

I blame republicans

I don’t, given the racist original to how the alt-right originally started using it. Not all words should be up for grabs.

This is actually the first song J Lo's had in YEARS that I don't absolutely hate. So that's a plus. It's a decent hook.

I feel like this is the only dance move you could do to it