One of my fav websites is the uncessary quotation marks website - he needs to take a read..

Every single day I open the net and feel like life can’t be anymore surreal or about to explode my brain, every day I’m wrong....

Whit?? What....??? I live in an alternate reality, someone wake me up.... this is just beyond believable and yet it’s happening. How could we go this far down the rabbit hole so fast. I.have.no.words. Well I have words but none are good land I’m so scared we as people have no power without some kind of call to arms.…

my old roomie would sit naked in the kitchen with my colander over his dick - yuk!!!

I need the numbers of those guys - cute and funny - sign me up!

Bwhahaha omg that's my move!