I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Enniskerry are the first team in recent memory to win their league championship and still drop down a level.

Also true. Gotta bring about those end times. 

The big, wet boi moved the embassy to appease Evangelicals. The move was necessary as part of their Dungeons & Dragons End Times script.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

“Have merci.”

How else are you supposed to ride a bicycle in Australia?

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Maybe they should be using rain tyres. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Because she’s an indignation-based life form?

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