That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Some men pay a lot for that kind of thing in Moscow.

Except this complaint is valid. European team names have rationales. When MLS blindly copies their names with “Real” and “FC” and now “Inter” it makes the owners look really clueless, a la How do you do fellow futbol fans?!

Inter Miami - the naming of MLS teams is the best running joke in sports.

mls teams reeeeeaaaally gotta stop the "let's sound like a european team" thing, "inter miami" sounds incredibly dumb

huh.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

Probably for the best. You wouldn’t want to risk a displaced colon.

Kinja being weird for anyone else? I can’t see the video embed, it’s just a large blank space in the middle of the page.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

So this actually happened to me once! See, when you’ve got the lights in your eyes, and you’re not sure if you’re gonna be able to get to it in time, you get a bit rushed and scrape your hand on your zipper.

I hope he beats this 

Yes, Bears fans are notoriously svelte and cosmopolitan.

All diseases should be named after places in Connecticut. 

Everything about this is so great!