3:00ish EDT!! Wake up, you lazy west coaster!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAAAAAAAL

I opened another page and now I understand! The wilderness of upvote-downvote looks brutal! Stay warm!

You mean Disuqs? I guess I should use my power something better…

I will keep this page open for the rest of our time on Earth! I will display it next to my still open tab of the Old AV Club!

I will reply to make you feel better!

I won Disqus!

Yay, good!

They did, and it was one of the non-terrible moments!

I enjoyed it, despite never having seen G.I. Joe. I am plenty familiar with other 70s-80s cartoons, so I could appreciate it from that angle.

This is all fine and dandy - I am not as upset as I was on Friday - but why have so many media reporters provided painful speculation and statements suggesting how surprised they would be if it didn't reappear? Why have you all (VANDERWERRRRRRRF) fueled the tiny sparks of hope if it is so unlikely? At this point I…

I finally had the chance to catch the finale this weekend. I love this show. September is tooo far away!

But John Oliver said he would totally be involved in another season. I will not allow you empty comfort for your pain!!

;__;

Awww! Now I am super-bummed!

I thought you weren't bringing back Friday Buzzkills, Sean!

He was playing to history!

The inhouse reception to Colbert was initially unfavorably reported as well, though this is perhaps a different case…

Me too. ;_;

Do you feel like you've been shot in the face?