Yup. He basically looks and sounds like I do when I realize I *have* to go to the dentist. I almost, almost feel a bit sorry for him but then I remind myself he betrayed his country.

do it sam

I LOVE HIM!!!! I want to have wine with him and talk about life.

I have a whole folder of this guy!

I give him ‘til about 8:15pm tonight.

I think he doesn’t realize that the FBI *already* has all of his emails! — They just want to see what he chooses to deliver, and how much lying is involved in what he delivers. You can tell a lot about a person from the things he chooses to lie about.

Subpoena: Please turn over any and all communications including emails with these individuals (all of them) between date x - date Y.

I feel like the people he surrounds himself are such unstable idiots with coke addictions that I’m actually shocked that one of his lackeys has taken this long to go rogue. Can we just put them all on an island and see what happens? They’d tear each other apart in 2 days. That’s a trump reality show I’d watch.

The lack of “Nunberg trial” puns in the comments is disheartening. Or refreshing; I haven’t decided yet.

Nunberg’s been on Ari Melber’s MSNBC show a few times recently (there’s a sentence I never imagined I’d ever type at any time in my life). He’s entertaining but seems just unstable enough to have been welcomed into the Trump campaign.

It’s fundamental. Because SELFISH PEOPLE CAN’T FUCK. Ungenerous people are terrible in bed. If you’re conservative, and you put that in your dating profile, you’re announcing to the world “Fuck You, I Got Mine”— which makes people not want to fuck you. Even people who aren’t consciously aware of this rule will avoid…

This photo makes me seethe anew. Every. Single. Time.

“I feel like they look at me and are like, here’s a tall white dude with brown hair wearing loafers, and he probably has a picture of Reagan and the NRA in his bedroom or something,”

“This tea is too hot,” Jared gripes to an empty room. “I’ll just let it sit here until it’s cooled,” he announces. The room responds with silence.

Jared Kushner strikes me as someone who will blankly stare at a wall once everyone else has left the room

Yeah, that makes perfect sense as long as you don’t understand how anything works or think about it for more than ten seconds.

Alright, sounds good. Just give us back the appropriate portion of our tax money then. Why should NY fund anywhere else?

You would also think that they would get back more than 75-cents on the dollar they put into the federal government, but that’s the number.