So many handsome vampires, it’s hard to choose a favorite, but then...

It’s amazing that people who look Giuliani and Trump are confident enough to make fun of the way women look. And Hillary Clinton is far more attractive than they have ever been. Where does that kind of undeserved self esteem come from?

Also I feel like Mira Sorvino is wearing a decade’s worth of statement dresses to make up for how much of her career was lost because of that serial rapist and I love that. Get it.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

I guess he and his family have looted all the money from that fake charity they allegedly run. The whole family is full of con artists. They run a sham nonprofit called the Foundation for Moral Law. The organization collected a $1 million in donations that they conveniently forgot to report to the IRS. The whole…

If this dude can type with long nails, I’m sure she can handle changing diapers. She probably has 3 nannies anyway.

For me, the little nugget of judgment I feel towards all of them for anything child-related is rooted in my own bitter jealousy. It’s the bitter jealousy of “you didn’t have to change your life AT ALL.”

Two additional bits on Trump’s sudden tariffs on aluminum and steel:

Still, Baldwin is considered handsome, so Trump probably likes that. It would be cool if Alec got the flu and they just replaced him with a bag of oranges.

The EU has just announced that if the US imposes tariffs on imports of steel and aluminium, there will be retaliatory tariffs on Harley-Davidson (Wisconsin - bye bye! Scott Walker), bourbon (seeya GOP) and US-made jeans.

I know it’s petty, but I quite enjoy the thought of his veins bulging as he watches Baldwin playing him.

Ok so, then imagine you got addicted to drugs. Maybe you fell and hurt your back and got addicted to pain pills. Maybe you have undiagnosed depression and PTSD and are self-medicating. Maybe you try it one time due to peer pressure and find you can’t stop. Whatever.

Dear god, please tell me Trump’s not immortal!

Literally everything about this movie is, “Ugh, THIS asshole again.”

I really admire you folks who wade into that shit infested section of the internet.

You think Trump might remember something that didn’t happen to him personally?

What...the...everlasting...f*** is wrong with people?

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

That and I AM AT WORK - I think the vast majority of us are at work on here.

Stan Lee has pneumonia. :( [TMZ]