I will always love this photo for making it abundantly clear that Trump wears a shower cap when he does his makeup. Before, when trying to point out his makeup technique of not doing his ears and white lines on his face, it was always peculiar to look at and understand. Fucking shower cap.

When my parents were together, they pushed two twins together under a queen headboard, and that worked pretty well for them, at least for the tossing and turning. Didn’t help with the snoring or my father’s infidelity, but ya know.

Hard agree, except... she said #loveandlight, so....

“Look at me, I’m kissing a girl! Again! Only for really reals! Please! Look here and acknowledge!”

Snoresville....welcome to the 1990's. It’s Madonna-itis Redux.

From 2002 people, 2002.

That ‘wet hair’ bullshit is gross.  It just looks dirty.  I know I sound like my mother, but I don’t care.  Take a bath. 

Today I watched Lost Highway and realized its much better than I remembered. I also remembered that I went on a date to see it and we witnessed a guy jerking off during one of the sex scenes. The jerk off dude has done more in his life to deserve media coverage than any of these two messes this articles about.

My favourite Renee Zellweger story is two people doing the exact same thing in a restaurant about her appearance and dress sense and so on except in German. It was even worse because they knew she was there.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Bless your heart, Rich.

How tf does this guy get away with not putting enclosures around those pools? It’s also a terrible investment for a homeowner, especially in Florida. And they’re super fucking tacky. And the people are so tan. I can’t wait to watch this.

See, this here is why camping is a BIG NOPE for me.

I am hoping against hope that farther down in this thread is a woman posting her story about how when she was a tween she got her first period in the dark woods while on vacation with someone else’s family, and then I hope you both lock eyes and say “it’s you!” and then you get together over international coffee and…

I had suddenly left a job one summer. And my wife told me her family had rented a shore house for 2 weeks. And I was more than welcome to come down for a few days. I was 26 years old. As I walk I to the house, her dad stops because I have a case of beer. He informs me that beer or any alcohol is not welcomed into the…

In 2008, my mother spent $5,800 (Canadian) on a weeklong houseboat rental at Sproat Lake as a 20th-wedding anniversary present for my husband. Included: our two young children, and my parents - a package deal from hell. Also: neither my husband or I were consulted about this - we were told the reservation was…

Turns out I also had period cramps, got my period the same night I went to the hospital. So that was cool. 

My family once decided to drive almost 2.500 miles from Fairbanks, Alaska to a small town in Eastern Washington. We were going to my uncle’s wedding. Taking advantage of the fact the whole family was getting together, there was an intervention planned the day before for another uncle who was an alcoholic. On one hand…

About 5 years ago I went back to my hometown for a vacation. I was just planning on catching up with friends and family. I flew in on a Thursday, and had a bunch of plans on Friday with different friends. I woke up not feeling so great, and what I thought was just bad cramps, because I get those. I ate breakfast and…

So, my mom was the big organizer in our family, and always organized our various trips. Spring Break was always a tricky one, because it usually happened during my brother’s birthday, and it’s also a time of year when the weather can do literally anything. In NorCal, the coast is usually a fine bet, and we spent…

It was August 2004 and family decide to try camping for the first time. Decided to do a long weekend in Newquay, Cornwall.