Seriously. Warren has the specifics on her policy/proposals/platforms in a way that Bernie didn’t even when he was still refusing to accept defeat in 2016. It has impressed a LOT of people.

He is correct that people are only preferring her because of her femaleness and her fresh youthful 69 years (the oldest woman running?) Not because of any intrinsic virtue of hers as a candidate? For real?

Carolina Herrera is know for the shirt dress. I actually like it. I feel like this dress is made for a more mature and regal woman. 

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

Actual rich people like her scam their business associates, then refuse to pay them, then declare bankruptcy to get out of the debts.

YEP. I’m an NYC-based Catholic and my church is all up in arms about the new abortion laws (someone actually got up and said “and now women can have their babies ripped out of them and murdered at 40 weeks pregnant,” which.) and I’m just sitting there, muttering as loudly as I can that this is bullshit when they don’t…

Also, Maryann should be more concerned about her church’s record of molestation.

Nothing I love more than an ambiguously jawlined everyman and a pop superstar. 

My poor partner had to listen to me workshop that joke for a whole 10 minutes.

Is it bad that I’m still legitimately surprised he dates women?

-or is it men have the worst taste in black chyna.

“Why Trump won” is a complex question but the easiest answer is that the media (and, unfortunately, the HRC campaign) did the opposite of laughing at him. They took him seriously because US political decorum maintains that both of the major political parties deserve respect, even when their candidates are dumpster…

I get the feeling that Ben Shapiro would pay an obscene amount for AOC feet pics. 

Oh, and the Politico article was hiding the best bit! I think this is kinda telling.... like, the part that MOST pisses them off is the fact that everybody who’s dishing dirt (Sims, Wolf, Cohen, The Omarosa, etc.) is now a ‘hero’ to the culture, even though they are still slimy people. They HATE the fact that these…

Question: is there even a fucking point reading this long ass screed when you start out by comparing a fucking handgun, which is a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things, with a spare tire, which is a spare tire? Using a little self-awareness, is the rest of your post as fucking insane…

I had a roommate with that allergy, and she would flip her shit if I ever forgot and accidentally brought a Reese’s cup into the apartment. I totally understood and respected that request until she started doing heroin, and then I figured all bets were off if she was gonna inject a lethal substance into her body. I…