The fact that you wrote all that in character is what I love about you wonderful weirdos <3

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Good. Now it’s gone from “totally ill-advised” to “slightly ill-advised.”

Excellent outcome for John. Now we can get back to worrying if it will actually be any good.

Maybe renewing awareness of your sexual assault accusation by filing a lawsuit for an agreement with no paper trail isn’t the wisest thing to do. Of course, the hope might be they’d settle out of court.

The new season is surprisingly good. Didn’t miss his ass a bit.

Leverage is also REALLY funny. It’s no shock Aldis Hodge eventually broke out into a star in his own right. 

Ron Swanson as the Batman. All of his gadgets are made of wood and indestructible.

I can only assume that he filed this lawsuit instead of hiring a team of ex-cons to infiltrate the production company, hack its computer system, and release all the details of the negotiation.  The latter only makes for better-than-average TV.

Dowd, I’m glad the last movie you reviewed for this site was a halfway decent one. I’ll miss your good work around here.

I love Reincarnation and its take on different types of animation. “Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!”.

Who could forget ‘The Prisoner of Benda’s most heartwrenching moment, the tragic doomed romance of Scruffy and Washbucket?

You’re wrong. The sales of “Tickle Me Bender” were dismal.

The time machine episode is one of my favorite episodes. I’ve rewatched it at least a dozen times.

“It Stinks!!"

That episode (‘The Late Philip J. Fry’) stands with the all-time classics of the show’s run, and it was worth going through all the mediocre revival episodes to get it.

1. I am not hopeful. Reason 1: it’s been a long time and the original run of Futurama is so sublime, it will be difficult to come up to that level.

because this show isnt The Simpsons. it doesnt need to go on forever. it had its time, 3 times now actually, so just let it rest. how often do people complain about how The Simpsons or Family has ran its course? Futurama is/was different, and honestly its time has passed.

Agree. Let this new version stay semi-stuck in time like all cartoons, but move the timeline forward a bit.

You’re incorrect. That’s the worst kind of correct.