This is one of my occasional forays into grossing you out so hold tight: I totally would. He is pure evil, an over-privileged little twat and elitist like his wife’s father-lover, but I still totally would. He’s a hot aging twink (twunk) who needs to be hate-fucked good.

Because our side generally tells the truth and the truth isn’t easy or pretty or simple. The world economy has changed. Well paying industry jobs for people with a high school diploma are not coming back. Climate change is happening. We need to reduce our reliance of fossil fuels even if it’s going to cost us jobs at…

Ordinarily, this would go without saying, but... YOU CAN’T HELP ANYBODY IF YOU DON’T GET ELECTED.

I like them! You gotta be with the right people though. Although I think I like a fourway more. threesomes tend to have an odd one out. although it does provide a nice opportunity to watch, get a drink, pee, etc.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

This is so utterly ridiculous. Yet again women are being forced to shoulder the blame for a culture’s fear and ignorance.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Then Tesla can pick up a purpose built building on the cheap?

Totally feel you. But, as a daughter of a radical lesbian feminist who grew up during the Stonewall Riots, the AIDS scare, and Roe v Wade, there is a valid feeling about bisexual folks and trans people (and an enduring presence of maleness in all spheres of life) “taking away” spaces. Like, duh, we need inclusivity.…

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

The worst thing about former political prisoners is having to pretend that you like their art.

Weiwei, who is renowned for exhibiting outside the traditional spaces, was invited to take over the windows and the central salon of the Left Bank luxury institution, Le Bon Marché, to promote its “White Sale.”

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

“All lives matter” is the smarmiest, most disingenuous erasure of a movement that malicious and clueless white people could have come up with. To apply this to Dr. King, his work, or his life is almost violent in its untruth. Fuck this parade of assholes in the ear.

They look older than the entire rest of the cast combined.

For anyone wondering, it appears to be gibberish composed of functional analysis, point-set topology, integral transforms (looks like weird versions of fourier and laplace) and what looks like a blatantly incorrect statement about matrix determinants towards the bottom.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

I remember as a kid hating how Elmo was gradually taking over the show and less and less of other monsters were getting to show up. My favorite Muppet on the show as Grover and he got pushed out pretty hard for more Elmo skits. I think I gave up caring about Seaseme Street after attending one of those Live! shows that…