“Pranking” like this is the clearest test for low-empathy I can imagine. Gleefully irritating other people for money is sociopathic af.

Death Blow!

Why does it bother you so much that other people like things you don’t like?

I don’t care about sports, but I don’t care if other people do.

I don’t care about Harry Potter, but I don’t care that other people do.

Why do you?

No one said anyone was a rube. Consuming pig skins, pep pills, and energy drinks has nothing to do with intelligence and that wasn’t implied. In fact, you’re the only one who implied it.

I can absolutely see this taking off.

It’s different, superior, and looks incredibly casual. It’s a single graceful, nonchalant move. I think it looks fab!

Joey,

The advice to spend as much as your parents will let you is good. You will be trading this car in for something else at some point, so get them to spend that money now.

The kid lives in Wisconsin, where I hear it’s cold in the winter.

I bet Trump does his makeup for him before he goes out.

I kinda wish Obama had said this as everyone in the Druge-O-Sphere’s heads would have simultaneously exploded with rage, and we wouldn’t have Trump now.

“PRESIDENT APOLOGIZING FOR AMERIA-KA-KA-AK-DERP-DEE—-*BLAMMO!*”

Also it’s unsurprising that global land temperatures have dropped in the past 6 months, most of the land on earth is approaching winter (67% of Earth’s landmass is in the northern hemisphere).  

You’re absolutely right, because Hillary knows that getting elected is what you need to do to get stuff done in congress. Making bolder campaign promises doesn’t actually get anything done at all.

It’s the correct solution. Swerving wildly off the road is likely to injure other people you can’t see. The car should avoid killing, but only perform actions where it’s certain of the outcome. Swerving wildly is an erratic response with an unknown outcome. What if it wrecks itself and the battery explodes and sprays…

I’ve had some threesomes and always enjoyed them. Listening to other people talk though, they seem “overwhelmed” and think there’s a lot of “multitasking” you need to do.

This tells me that these people have a problematic mindset with threesomes, and possibly all sex: You’re overthinking it and being too selfless.

Threes…

I can’t wait for Saudi Arabia to bring up a resolution at the UN about the French violating human rights, not that it will go anywhere.

Truth:
Cyclists talk about safety, but they want to lane split because it’s faster. Just admit it. If you wanted to be safe, you wouldn’t be on a motorcycle.

4-wheelers hate lane splitting because it stresses us the fuck out and we’re jealous.

Seriously, when a cyclist lane splits 20 cars to go through a light, with an…

There’s nothing “right” or “wrong” about what someone finds objectionable.

He’s asking if you swing.

Wendy Williams said she’d be offended if there were all white colleges like there are historically black colleges and organizations, namely the NAACP.

Sorry, anyone over age 11 who talks about wrestling I assume has mommy issues.

I used to twist myself in similar situations with the Bible. I put a lot of work into trying to put it into a coherent philosophy. I rationalized which parts needed to be put into “historical context” (the mysogynistic/etc. parts) and which parts were true always and forever just as written (the Beatitudes are a…