I do not use Groupon and usually tip at least 20% on a meal, 15% on a small order......

Haha, that review is amazing. I noticed there were a couple of things in the review that he managed to conveniently leave out of this post:

I came for the BCO and stayed for the pissy Yelp review

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

Ok, yell at me for violating Pinkham’s law all you want, but Bourbon and Scotch are types of whiskeys. What he did would be the equivalent of going into a pet store, asking for a mammal, and ridiculing someone for bringing out a dog or a cat. Sorry, but that guy is a moron.

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

I’d add Roseanne to that list, but yes, spot on.

There are many things to love about you, Bobby, but your love of the Golden Girls is possibly the greatest of all of them. Aside from M*A*S*H, it is the best sitcom that has ever been on TV. I watch it often and it always makes me laugh.

TBF, Rand was arguably the only voice of reason re: national security at the 2nd Republican debate, with a stance that was basically, “Guys, cmon, we can’t bomb EVERYONE we don’t like.”

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

Same - the guy is usually one blade short of a complete food processor on a lot of things, and then he comes out with something sane like this... and I immediately go to the mirror to see if I can still see my reflection.

Blind squirrels, stopped clocks, and Rand Paul. It happens, no reason to feel anything about it.

Not just marijuana. Rand Paul also opposes the increased militarization of police and mandatory minimum sentences, and supports restoring voting rights to convicted felons,

Oh man, Rand is right and that makes me very uncomfortable.

Pssttt... *whispers* Anyone else get the feeling she doesn’t know how to tell time?

Dear Bristol Palin:

Palinteligence

Obama should tell Bristol that she can visit the White House too so long as she builds a clock from scratch.

Yes, THIS is what encourages racial strife. Not the race-baiting, identity politics perfected by her deranged mother and friends.