Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Cats are the worst.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

“Cats” and “too many” don’t belong in the same sentence. Unless it’s “There’s no such thing as too many cats”.

How do you know Prince Charles isn’t, and wasn’t, physically attracted to Camilla?

Prince Charles cheated on Diana with Camilla. No matter how gorgeous you are and how 'attracted' your mate is, if they want to cheat they will cheat. It's not always based on physical attraction.

He also did some pretty fantastic work in that one Doctor Who two-parter at the pre-WWI boarding school, a.k.a. the one where Harry Lloyd was goddamn terrifying.

You're not alone.

Dad-baby face swap creepy?

Okay, but then we’d have a baby head on the body of a regular man and that’d be creepy.

Hahaha, you’ve never been underaged drunk in NYC at 3am I take it?

IT IS CALLED THE STRIDE OF PRIDE, AMBER

I asked my 3 year old nephew who his favorite in The Goonies was. He thought carefully and then answered, “The little ‘i’.”

When I was five, I wrote my grandma the following letter, “Dear Grandma, Do you like birds? I like birds whether you like birds or not.”

I wrote a letter to Socks and I got a “signed” photo from him saying he was honored to be my First Cat. My mom totally framed it.

Hilary is mastermind. You just know she had 5 y.o. Chelsea do this with the intent of leaking it years later in an attempt to get some good press. She’s the Kris Jenner of politics.

Something that everyone should know about me is that I am an unabashed C-Love fangirl. No shame. Hole was THE band of my angry teenage youth.

Celebrity Skin turned 17 this past week. And there’s a part of me that continues to think of it as the new Hole album (even though I got Courtney’s solo album in 2004 and “Hole”’s Nobody’s Daughter in 2010). I am old.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Broad City?

This is exactly what Broad City is to me. An amazing subtle parody of Girls and what that show should have been.