To be fair, though, I’m 34 and Robert Redford is borderline still fuckable to me. Part of the problem, though, is that society tells us that older men can still be sexy and it’s a much slower process with moving toward people agreeing that older women can still be sexy, too, so I’m aware that the fact that Robert…

It’s confusing when 24 is somehow the ideal age to play both a 16 year old and a 40 year old.

“There’s nothing you can do about it”

Let us not forget the travesty of Jennifer Lawrence playing a middle-aged woman in Silver Linings Playbook, either. At the age of 22, she played a character that was supposed to be older than the character played by Bradley Cooper (38). In related news, Anne Hathaway was supposed to play that part but walked away for…

Hollywood: where you gotta be at least 27 to play a high schooler but no older than 25 to play a 30something.

I never noticed this in the past really until it started being pointed out more. Now I see a show like Wayward Pines and I’m like hold up...why is Shannyn Sossamon playing the mother of a teenager and wife to a 50 year old?

But still, it must have killlllled him to have to say that in this case!

DICK CHENEY told her to do her damn job. Dick Cheney.

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

End of the line, Kim!! Wow and double wow.

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton.

Please tell me who Lamblake is...

The real tragedy is that they'll each have more time to dedicate to their music.

If there isn’t Avril/Bonhomme erotica on the internet by nightfall I will be very disappointed.

I like the graphic because it implies that somehow, Canada broke them up. Which I am choosing to interpret as a sign that Avril cheated on Chad with Bonhomme.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I stared at it for several minutes before I assumed “weiner purity” was the only (lame) joke to be had.

I am totally in the dark about the authors’ feuds and assumed the joke was that “weiner” and “purity” lined up to make “wiener purity”? 10/10 would read again.

I once worked for a company that hired a “safety expert” for a seminar on practical tips for personal safety. The speaker was a big, bellowing, southern ex-cop, and in a patronizing “listen up, ladies!” tone told us the following: