brilliantbutmedicated
BrilliantButMedicated
brilliantbutmedicated

I went to a school without Greek life, and while there were isolated incidents of douchebaggery (thanks, lacrosse team!); they were far, far less than most college campuses, and nowhere near this open.

Unless I’m mistaken, I don’t think the professors at my university get paid parental leave. You either have to plan it (or be lucky enough) so the baby arrives at the beginning of the summer, or you have to take a huge pay cut to take leave. It’s kind of surprising, but at the same time not in the least bit

Sorry but I go way back with Nurse Hathaway and ER, so I gotta go Team Julianna, for old time’s sake.

On Sex and the City, the actors who played Carrie and Samantha didn’t get along but it didn’t leak into the show. It was either the producers won’t allow it or the actors were professionals. There were a number of shows where people didn’t get along but they made it work for the show or they didn’t and the show tanked.

That feud pissed me off. People work with people they don’t like every single day. Instead of trying to get these two to act like adults they chose to completely ruin Kalinda’s character, render her arc exhausting and boring and then do away with her. She was so cool before :(.

“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I’ve loved her since Ed, one of the most underrated series ever.

Weird that she went from a 32F to a 34D. Does one’s band size typically change after breast reduction?

RIP hipster decade.

its not wrong in the sense that they are both angry and white

Reese Witherspoon pumping gas while talking on the phone with someone

People really don’t understand how date rape drugs work. I always thought they made you actually pass out, someone does what they want with your unconscious body and wake up with no memory. It wasn’t until a very good friend of mine was roofied that I learned that is not true. She indeed woke up with no memory. But

Happy Endings is a disgusting shit show - and it is saying something that its grossness stands out in the hellhole that is the Lower East Side on a Friday night. I’ve had the misfortune of going there because friends of friends were DJing or whatever, but my friends and I actually stopped going there after another

Megyn Kelly: “Donald, you’re a pizza shit”

Granted, I was a tween when stuft crust came on the scene, but I remember it tasting awesome.

Wow. I remember watching this commercial on tv. It is no less weird to me as an adult.

I assumed by “it”, they meant the pregnancy and were offering to help her terminate it free of charge.

“At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.” - Catherine Deneuve