He is the cutest/most embarrassing Dad. I’m so glad my father never had a worldwide audience for his dorky dad-ness. I would have spent my teen years living under a rock.

I don’t know if Jezebel or Gawker mentioned this but recently the Girl Scouts were offered a $100,000 donation to one of their groups…on the condition that it didn’t go to anything that included or supported ‘trans-girls’.

There’s a case of Bubonic in Colorado. Maybe we can send Jim/Ace into an abandoned mine to investigate?

Nic would never hurt me. The gun is just for show.

Is he a smoker, by any chance? I loooooove how folks like this get all up on the “OMG TOXIC CHEMICALS” horse with a pack of cigs in the other hand. Like, shut up, you idiot. See Also: Kirstie Alley and her anti-pysch-med stance (but she smokes like a fiend, probably because “it relaxes her”), and um oh hey Jenny…

I gave my son the autism vaccine and now he has measles! I just can’t win.

I’m so tired of hearing about how the FDA and CDC are “corrupt” and want to kill babies and shit. Christ. Yes, there are terrible people in every industry and every organization. But the vast majority are fucking smart ass people who know what they’re doing.

is nic cage standing behind you holding you a gunpoint while your typing these?

I guess talking out of his ass is not the stellar career move it used to be.

QUICK, SOMEONE GET DONNIE WAHLBERG’S THOUGHTS ON HERD IMMUNITY AND WHOOPING COUGH!

I’m concerned about the kind of idiot dipshit moron person who would take medical advice from an actor rather than from a doctor.

Sterilizing medical equipment involves alcohol and high temperatures, both of which can be fatal to infants. WAKE UP AMERICA AND GO BACK TO RUSTY SCALPELS

I totally agree, this guy has the medical chops to be our new WebMd. Instead of going through the motions of telling WebMd that your throat is sore, your lymph nodes swollen, etc., only so they can diagnose you with the black plague and / or cancer (pffft....what do they know?) just send your symptoms via Twitter to…

So i’ve learned that Jenny McCarthy must have been a really good lay. That is what I hope this is, just pandering to get back into the Jenny pants and he dosen’t actually believe any of this bullshit.

Out of curiosity: Anybody know why they may have wanted to wait until after the 10 year mark? Any legal advantage for either/both to that?

So I’m guessing with the timing she wanted to hit a certain milestone in their prenuptial agreement, and he agreed in exchange for favorable custody and/or not airing his dirty laundry in court papers?

Libertarians are just urban conservatives that want to get laid. If you’re a young close minded freak show living in Seattle, Portland or Los Angeles you don’t say that you’re conservative. What you say that you’re a libertarian. I’ve worked with guys like this and it’s hilarious how they contort themselves. I want to…

I can do nothing more than feel bad constantly for Denise Richards that she made the mistake of breeding with Charlie Sheen. His relentless douchebaggery continues to be a nightmare for her.

Sounds legit. Also he probably thought they didn’t need vaccines, just a little tiger blood. #winning

I’m going to guess that Sheen is anti-vaccine just because Richards is pro-vaccine, and he’s that much of an asshole to play with his kids’ health just to get back at her.