How the fuck does he even have possibility of parole after that? That’s not a crime one bounces back from.

This story was huge in Montreal. Not only did he kill Jun Lin but he filmed himself having sex with his corpse and mailed his hands and feet to different parts of the country. He was also romantically linked to Karla Homolka of Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo who committed horrific sexual assaults almost 20 years ago.…

Kind of like my parent’s friend’s Neil and Lance. Although it took me a little longer to catch on because my mom had dated Lance in college. But they were just another couple my parents were friends with.

Maybe he’s just a Pete Shelley fan?

If you (hypothetical conservative) dont want to tell your kids about gays don’t tell em. Let them find out from other kids, just like how they learn about sex

I had the same experience. My mom’s brother is gay and has been with his partner for as long as I can remember. It was never something any of us questioned. If Uncle Lee was coming over, so was Uncle Walter. It just was. I think when I was little I just thought they were best friends who lived together and that was…

About 10 years ago here in Texas we had the whole marriage protection act referendum. I took my kids with me when I voted against it. My older son was 8, and at the time one of the boys on his team was deaf and had been adopted from Asia by two men, one deaf and one hearing. So as we are waiting in line to vote, my…

That is golden!

And then you know what happened? We kept looking thru the magazine like nothing fucking happened bc that’s exactly what happened.

My mom basically said the same thing to me when I was 7 in 1992 and she was helping her friend get ready for a drag show. “You know how you like boys? Well sometimes boys like boys and girls like girls, and sometimes those boys like to wear dresses and sing Diana Ross songs.” I was like, “Cool, can I do Perry’s…

I told my daughter “now boys can marry boys and girls can marry girls.”

is it

“your lazy fucking employee is over there stroking out I demand you do something to rectify this offense - such as a free book”

Seriously; was Jessie supposed to eat the paper towel and say “Thank you”?

That reminds me of another piece of my 3 months - it was right when The Titanic was coming out. And we were ORDERED to sell that movie...and if you remember back in the VHS days, obviously Blockbuster got movies before you could buy them at a store. But you could also BUY them...and in this “zero day” period, they…

Now I want to make a dish that is red, and somehow both pureed *and* crunchy, to make all their heads explode.

I was about 18 or 19 and working at Blockbuster in the summer of 2003. By that time they had basically gone to 90+% DVD rentals as opposed to VHS so were selling off their VHS stuff for cheap. The deal was 3 for $9 or something like that. It was a Friday night (busy) and it was just me and the manager who was a 40+…

I once got fired from a job at a bookstore. It was a second job that I would come to after a day of working with elementary school students (little) who had special needs. I am 6’0 so was constantly bending down to talk to them/transport them. Anyway, while shelving a large amount of books on the bottom two rows I…

The woman then said “I don’t eat anything pureed”—apparently her reason for needing whole potatoes.

First: people who leave one-cent tips who don’t have dementia or something that makes them unaware that’s a dick move need to have that lone, pathetic penny shoved where the sun don’t shine.