I literally got dizzy reading this, trying to connect the dots that (in)form your life.

I’m mostly just amused at how angry she is that the rest of the world doesn’t realize it’s DIFFERENT when she has sex outside of marriage. Yes, she’s spent a lot of time, and earned a lot of money, telling other women it’s a horrible sin and they’re going to hell if they ever do it, but it’s just not FAIR that other…

Assuming the kid will ever learn to read is kind of putting the cart before the horse.

Can any woman just “secret wife” someone?? Is it like an infection?

That’s what we call burying the lede.

I must need a Palin-to-English translator to understand this woman.

Palin recently broke off a two-month engagement with a guy named Dakota Meyer after tabloids reported that he had something called a “secret wife.

Eh, my boyfriend of four years is my ex-husband’s first wife’s brother. My step-daugher (I was in her life and one of her primary caregivers from before the age of two and she is eleven now) is fine and dandy with it. If I were to have a kid with her uncle she would likely call it her sister/brother cousin. Her mom…

...your father was a cult leader?

Surely, I can’t be the only one who wears that same head-to-toe leopard outfit to Costco on the regular?

Ironically, Twain found love again with Swiss-born Nestlé exec Frédéric Thiébaud, Marie-Anne’s ex-husband.

I had to wear an eyepatch once too! I was dizzy as fuck. I kept bumping into shit. I was in 10th grade and since teenagers are assholes, it was pirate jokes for dayyyyyz.

Thoughts on the upcoming remake?? My boss is kind of religious-level obsessed with “Big Trouble in Little China” and he was actually pretty cool with the news. “If it wasn’t the Rock, I’d call bullshit.”

He also wears an eye patch in not one, not two, but THREE movies.

Also, doesn’t everyone who watches “Overboard” want their mothers to leave their fathers and end up with Kurt Russell? That was my takeaway, anyway.

Yea but Kurt Russell was Snake Plissken.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

“oh hey, kids. Who would you rather have as your dad? This guy, who was in a little known band in the 60’s, or KURT FUCKING RUSSELL?”

No kidding!