My favourite thing is when people tell me how much I look like my parents. They’ll go on and on about how it’s amazing I’m just like my mom. One guy even said “It’s crazy, you look just like your grandfather!”

I’ve gotten to the point where I just smile knowingly and say, “Yes, that is truly amazing considering the…

Where did you find a picture of me and my mom on the internet, Madeleine

This is a super fucking old religious tradition. It takes hundreds of years for this to change, and whether or not you like it there are over a billion Catholics in this world. Catholics are supposed to be socialists, economically, but Francis has done SO MUCH to turn around the Church’s views on social issues without…

He knows what he’s doing. Unless the church reorients itself for the modern era t is going to keep bleeding followers and end up a nonentity. The fat that he’s a genuninely good guy is a bonus.

I’m not even remotely religious but Pope Francis is killing it in the papal game. Like he has got the pope game on lock.

An evil treasure gnome.

ACA upheld, FHA given this gift, and Scalia being mopey-snarky. All-in-all this is shaping up to be a good day.

You know which states would have suffered the most if this law was struck down? Conservative states. If Scalia would get his head out of his ass long enough to stop hating our president, he would realize that the majority just did the GOP a huge favor.

Scalia still thinks that the Dred Scott decision was the Supreme Court’s finest hour

something called “interpretive jiggery-pokery.”

“Six million people aren’t losing healthcare coverage and Scalia is throwing a baby tantrum. It’s a great day.”

Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.”

I don’t like to spend alot of time weeping over things that never were...but damn, a WB show with Caplan and Hamm?

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

This was not my hook-up but I witnessed the hook-up.

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

“why are we hailing Stan?”

Oh crap I need more coffee. I read that and thought "why are we hailing Stan?"

once again, the Satanic Temple being awesome at everything it does. Hail Satan.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…