They should star in a movie together. Working title: Ungrumpy Old Men: Friendship is Magic.

I adore Sir Patrick and Sir Ian’s friendship. I think it’s lovely how much they clearly enjoy their time together. But if you come for my Magneto/Jean Luc Picard slash fiction, we’re going to have problems.

The moment you realize Gurney Halleck made out with the Nazi from Apt Pupil...

Yeah, I don’t know why anyone thinks Patrick Stewart is in the closet. Like, what possible reason could he have for not coming out if he really was gay? Pretty sure most people already assume he is, and it wouldn’t hurt his career in the slightest.

Can we just believe him when he says he’s straight and appreciate how…

SAW GODOT STARRING BOTH THESE MEN AND IT WAS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE

I prefer to see it as a Piccard/Gandalf crossover.

Your opinions on regular Pepsi are spot on, but according to my vague memories of being an 8 year old: your opinion of Crystal Pepsi is bad and you should feel bad

I refuse to believe it until I see it on the shelves. But given that it was the only flavor of Pepsi I’ve ever been able to tolerate, Crystal Pepsi forever.

I still feel like a rat in a cage.

Yeah, that’s one of the few times I was all “fuck Anderson Cooper.”

Being an old fart, I have no idea what Smashing Pumpkins sound like. I am not their newest BEST fan, and am off to iTunes to buy all their albums. I just lost my own angelface, a 19-year old persiamese (Persian mama, Siamese coloring, short but luxurious fur) named Catkin, possibly the BEST cat name in the history of…

Crystal Pepsi made it possible to smuggle Zima into high school though...just like Apple Slice made it possible to smuggle in Budweiser...

If I were to dress up, do you think Billy would adopt me? I feel like he might be into that kind of thing.

No snark, he looks incredibly happy and they are really cute cats! Billy Corgan is known as such a people grump that I am actually just thrilled to see that kitties make him so happy.

This cat’s favorite album must be Siamese Dream.

Those cats are definitely going to grow up to be strippers.

Really? Wow, some people have way too much free time on their hands. Well, if they can capture the snark and contempt in everything I imagine cats would say it they deserve to even get paid for it!

super-libertarian? I never knew that (but don’t doubt it). I do know he went through a New Age Christian thing. And wasn’t he marrying Jessica Simpson at some point?

maybe all this stuff is just trolling. That’s what i tell myself about Beck and Scientology.

Corgan has his own account. It looks like someone - almost certainly someone else - made an account for his cats where they pretend to be the cats and retweet cat-related pictures. He seems to be a reasonably good sport about interacting with the account.

When I was in middle school I loved Billy Corgan. Loved. Loved.