(jaw drops)

And Justin Timberlake owns it! It’s like 2002 never died.

I assume it’s like the Pine Barrens in New Jersey. A vast wilderness where you’ll occasionally step over the body of someone Mark Zuckerberg had killed.

That was a brutal time. We were all forced to publicly rate our friends.

Ray J also had his Top 8 in Kim.

Yeah, but did she add Ray J on Friendster?

It’s both comforting and depressing that not all the religious nutjobs are in the U.S.

I believe it.

At first I was going to say that God would probably not be down with their divorce, either; but I’m pretty sure God isn’t very keen on these two as it is.

Jesus never said anything specific about homosexuals. He did day that no one who was divorced would enter heaven though.

Every damn day. I know there are highly intelligent, logical, and compassion people who are religious...but why?

That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

Jesus!!!

Spouse1: So, I just realized that I hate you.

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

That is basically my life motto.

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

I’m not sure I believe Chet Haze about what his parents have and have not said to him.

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.