10/10, would read your fanfic.

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

I think the comments alone prove her piece has worth

EGR, you were kinja’d. Alternatively, the cat is both a gremlin and a vampire.

...the cardboard crate the shelter attempted to put her in for transit home enraged her...

Alternate theory: Jezebel’s offices are located within this cat and everything that we read is massive cat-made conspiracy.

A sense of entitlement suggests that she is not in fact entitled, which is factually incorrect.

My guess is she bought it in duty-free after going through security

So many questions: how big was that bottle of vodka? How was she allowed to bring it in her carry-on?

..... The space between a normal douche whining on an airplane and Kate Moss calling you a basic bitch for refusing her alcohol is so wide you could bury the Mariana trench in it sideways and still have space for a couch.

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

Was it the lead singer for Save Ferris who used to do this all the time?

Oh, Bobby honey, no...

Considering his terrible write-up on Clooney that was clearly trying to be passed off as edgy humor, I would say that yeah, the snark is intentional. And it falls pretty flat.

Was this supposed to come off as snarky as it does?

Sounds like an episode of Black Mirror.

I was always dumbfounded that they could find enough women who wanted to marry Harry badly enough to be on this show but didn’t actually know what Harry looks like. This makes so much more sense now. The women WEREN’T actually fooled.

All reality dating show are basically temporary mini-cults. This one went a little further than my personal favorite, The Bachelor/ette, but the cult elements are all there: one person who is the leader, the leader’s opinions on you and your worthiness are all that matters, lack of sleep, lack of food (either by the…

Even by reality TV standards, this sounds like some fucked up bullshit.

Sounds kind of like a cult to me, but when you sign up for a reality tv show, you have to know that it is the polar opposite of reality. When you worship at the altar of celebrity, don’t be surprised if the priesthood is filled with charlatans.