I really enjoyed that they went all out and had am actual shot of a (presumably fake) dick with a giant needle up the urethra.  Was it necessary? No! Did I rewind it and cringe?  Yes!

I can't remember where I read it, but the best description I ever saw of Stephen Moyer's accent was "like William Shatner playing Scarlett O'Hara" and I've never been able to hear Vampire Bill speak again without completely losing it.

I'll take vanity over pure evil any day of the week.

To be fair though, either my cat or the moldy dirty mug on my bedside table, if elected, would be Texas’ best governor since Anne Richards.

I don't know if it's what Texas wants but it's better than what they have 

Meh, McConaughey wouldn’t be my first choice but he’s 1000x better than anything Texas has elected in recent memory.

And honestly, she was probably just being polite while the creep mansplained something to her.

Sometimes I just randomly think of “cock-blocktopus” and laugh to myself.

I revisit Lindy’s scathing Love Actually review annually.  I now actually enjoy the movie because it makes me think of this hilarity.

I’m thinking Donatello Baldwin sounds better than Michaelangelo Baldwin. 

Also, he’s a New York governor. I just assume these guys are corrupt nightmares with some kind of sexual misconduct just waiting to be revealed.

Also, Allen has never had any other biological kids.  All his kids with Soon Yi are adopted.  I'm inclined to think he's shooting blanks.  Whoever Ronan's father is (probably Ol' Blue Eyes), I'm pretty sure it's not Woody Allen, which is probably a huge relief for Ronan Farrow.

Allen is just a garden variety incel who *somehow* (and I will never understand how) managed to game the system.

most famous =/= wealthiest 

Not genre related but I went back to school in my 30s and one of my classmates got all wide eyed and asked me if I really saw Mean Girls when it was in theatres. Same girl didn’t know what the White Pages were. It basically made me feel like Betty White.

I totally misread what you wrote as “Watch the ORIGINAL Godzilla, the one with Raymond Burr” and was momentarily concerned for your mental well being.  I was a wee babe the last time I saw Godzilla 1985 and even then I could tell it was garbage.

I’ve talked to more than a few people who met Pedro Pascal over the years and no one has ever had a bad word to say about him. On the contrary, they usually having nothing but glowing praise about how nice and down to earth he is.  I will be devastated if he turns out to be some kind of closet psycho.

I was massively entertained by his feud with Anderson Cooper because AC dissed his cats.  I think he was even selling cat T-shirts that said “Fuck you, Anderson Cooper” for a while.

I realize that this is complete hearsay, but I do know of two women (whom I met in unrelated circumstances and don’t know each other) who claimed that Reznor tried to hook up with them when they were like 15-16 years old in the 90s, knowing full well how old they were. Now neither of them said he pushed the issue or…

That has to be one of my favorite shows of all time. It’s just so weird in a completely unexpected way. And I'd totally forgotten Perfect Strangers existed until that subplot.