Whenever I’m out walking alone I try to imagine what people would think of me based on what I’m wearing, what’s in my pockets, etc. if my body was found as a Jane Doe. Almost like when the coroner gives a report to the detectives on on episode of Law and Order. For example “Well, I initially thought based on the dirt…

I pick at my scalp and have been at it for like 25 years.  I try to make myself stop for a while sometimes so that there will be more large flakes of skin to peel off.

I kind of do this but with facial expressions.

My car and bedroom used to be equally disorganized. Over the years my bedroom organization skills have improved but my car is still a small landfill.

I was very confused by that paragraph since the queen mother has been dead for 17 years. If Eugenie/Beatrice said their gran loves it, I assume that would refer to their grandmother, the Queen. Unless the elder Elizabeth has been expressing her love of The Crown from the afterlife via Ouija board.  I do love the idea…

I miss many things about old school Jez but Tracie is NOT one of them.  Last time I hate-googled her she'd been fired from whatever website she'd been working at for being an all-around terrible human being.

Maybe I’m just getting older and more jaded but I feel like the quality goes down every year.  Or maybe it’s just because there’s way fewer people on this site than in the Gawker Media heyday so there’s fewer contenders.

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“Catch and Kill, certainly not similar to or to be confused with “Catch and Release”, the mid-00s dramedy in which a widowed Jennifer Garner finds solace in the arms of Timothy Olyphant.

That was what I always assumed.  I thought this guy was about as well-closeted as pre-scandal Kevin Spacey.

I used to see her a lot in 2007/2008 because she was a frequent customer at the store I worked at. She always looked super pale, sickly, and on the verge of tears and was always kind of in a daze and spoke in a near-whisper. I used to see him around a lot too as we both loved Hale & Hearty Soup and he was always super…

It looks like someone tried to draw Harry from memory and failed epically.

You had me at "Robert Piccardo as a Leprechaun".

I saw them twice on their first reunion tour with Kim and they were great. I saw them again 4 years ago and they were a mess. Frank kept freaking out and stopping them mid-song. I wish I had just let sleeping dogs lie and left my memory of them on a high note.

I hadn’t thought about her in years until I watched Cuckoo on Netflix and she was great!

I remember thinking the same thing but I also remember the words “World War III” being bandied about a lot in the days following 9/11 so it actually didn’t escalate quite to the level people initially thought it would. But that’s probably more to do with the changing nature of warfare than anything Bush did correctly.

I don’t think anyone here cares why she invoked 9/11, it’s the fact that she did it at all.

This deserves more stars

Blame Canada 

It’s really the best Todd can hope for at this point.