Uh, haven’t people been calling bullshit on this movie forever? Especially since it came off, as I understand it, as a cross between “Simple Jack” — you know, the shortbus heartstring-tugger in “Tropic Thunder” — and “Rudy?” Not that I actually watched it mind you. Even back then I had better fucking things to do with…

Something about this just doesn’t sit right with me. I mean, when have affluent white Christians ever been known to exploit people they think are lesser than them for the sake of their own egos and financial gain?

• Conservatives suck at art. They’re bad at it. So there are a lot fewer conservative artists creating art of any quality. So when one does come along and create something passable, every single conservative purchases it, creating a unified wave of dollars behind that one mediocre thing. Liberal dollars, meanwhile, are…

I suppose I should be encouraged that they have moved from 1950's messaging to 1980's messaging.

But as some on lyric site Genius and elsewhere have pointed out, Richmond was also the capital and northernmost city in the Confederacy. So, in that case, rich men north of Richmond would be... everyone in the North, which obviously paints a far grimmer picture.

“Lord, we got folks in the street, ain’t got nothin’ to eat / And the obese milkin’ welfare

Emmy Rossum being cast as Tom Holland’s mom in The Crowded Room, despite a less-than-ten-year age gap between the two.

I have been hearing about superhero fatigue for years now. And I understand. I have superhero fatigue myself (with exceptions for occasional good efforts). But the genre continues to thrive financially while I become less and less interested in seeing costumed mascots punching CGI lights. I know the day will come when…

I wouldn’t call it garbage exactly but the plot was a total mess and the movie in general wasn’t as good as the first one. 

How long until TV’s Zachary Levy only does Christian/Right Wing propaganda films? I would not be shocked to see him in Sound of Freedom 2 or some Pure Flix piece of shit.

Or the half-Puerto Rican Miles Morales?

In film, the record is spottier and limited to supporting players like Sunspot in X-Men: Days of Future Past and El Diablo in Suicide Squad.

Menzel: We could be sisters, right? Right?

If it succeeds, it’ll have done so despite how thoroughly the old DCEU well has been poisoned. The toys definitely look neat, so there’s that!

having the fate of an entire studio franchise in your hands is something no superhero would relish

“Mr. Musk? All due respect, I appreciate your vast sums of blood money, but I’m not sleeping on the floor of your constantly defaced office building. Also, I get hit in the head professionally and even I can say with confidence that your self-driving cars are utter shit.”

he apparently thought they could make this a legitimate charity competition

I’m willing to bet that one reason that Musk was incapable of taking this seriously was that any time he talked to an actual MMA professional they would not immediately admit that Musk would easily win due to his superior size and smarts, and would instead point out things like “uh... the other guy actually has an…

That unnamed interviewer should be taken out to the shid and whipped.