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Brigitte Bardot's black wig
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And people who keep saying he would have won are TOTALLY ignoring that she outperformed him against black people. Why is it so hard for some people to recognize the role of race in this election?!

THANK YOU. Everyone keeps saying she lost because she wasn’t likeable and the dems should have picked bernie. This proves it was not a referendum on economics. It was a referendum on race and otherness. A jew would never have won if you just search “jews” on twitter. Vile shit.

Okay, maybe I am just super cynical right now, but seeing how the evening turned out, I just don’t believe someone that could be branded as a socialist Jewish person by the opposition was going to carry the midwest states and rural areas Hillary couldn’t (and I’m saying that as a Jewish person). Edited: maybe he

I love when the Post publishes absolute gibberish. If the voters reject him, he is not a “hugely popular candidate.”

Off voting for Trump.

Based on what? He never went though the vetting a general election would have put him through. They would have dug up every little thing from his past and probably lied their heads off about other things too.

So your proof is unreliable polls?

First off, why are you still trusting polls. Secondly, we have no way of knowing what those numbers would look like if Bernie had to endure the rigor and intrusion and vetting of a general election cycle. Thirdly, perhaps you’ve forgotten that the GOP turned “Socialism” into a synonym for “Raping babies while praising

Kamala Harris, Tammy Duckworth and Cory Booker.

I am hardly a Clinton diehard but people have no idea how much better (if it all) the general election would’ve gone with Sanders. His major flaws (the two I pointed out) would’ve been emphasized and used against him in a way they weren’t in the primaries. He would’ve been older than Reagan than when Reagan started his

Oh, the polls? Yes, let’s talk about how they were so reliable we can base complete hypotheticals on them with any degree of certainty.

Fuck the Democratic Party for not actually developing a bench. We were choosing between a flawed candidate (at least in terms of public perception — which is all that matters) and a 75 year old guy who mostly identified as socialist.

Want me to start taking so-called third parties seriously? Stop nominating loons like Stein and Johnson.

They’re virtually the same candidates: both are completely devoid of facts, are professional trolls, have incoherent policies, and have no relevant experience.

I am just going to keep copy/pasting these numbers . . . .

Am I allowed to share the scariest thing that ever happened to me? I laugh about it a little now, but at the time, I was genuinely terrified.

I know I’m late to the party but I love all of these stories so much and I though I would throw my own personal one into the mix for your pleasure. Enjoy!

This is far too late, but a couple short stories:

Mariiiiiaaaaaaaa, I just met a ghost named Mariiiiaaaaa