Donated fetal tissue was the source of that crazy Planned Parenthood sting operation video last year. Fetal stem cells are very useful, but somehow, it was twisted into PP “selling baby parts.”

Thanks to GWB, we can only use the existing stem cell lines for research. Obtaining new is still illegal. No one is selling anything to anyone. Texas really needs to calm their shit down.

I’m not American and I suspect this may already be illegal anyway but aren’t fetal cells used really effectively in stem cell research? This sounds like something that could be blocking donations to that research as well.

I guess there are kids who are alive and could use some of that money.

like if i stretch my brain a lot i can *almost* see where the stream of thought comes from on the medical cannabis zoning, because “war on drugs” and bullshit. but like...its not like kids are going to pick up a baggie of abortion on the street outside the clinic....you know?

I find it particularly insulting when people misattribute shade to the Obamas because when they want to be shady, they are SHADY. In fact they are so good about deploying just the right types of insults at the appropriate times. They’ve mastered that art - they know when to read, when to burn, when to clap back, when…

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.

We definitely have our problems, but I think we’re ahead of the US on a lot of these things anyway (but we’re no Norway - they’re the best). Like the permanent disenfranchisement of American voters who have been convicted of a crime? How the fuck is that legal? I can kind of get not letting them vote while they’re in…

Canada is the best. I don’t know a ton about how the Canadian justice system deals with sex crimes, but I have read a little bit about how people who have unhealthy urges (a sexual attraction to children, for example) have avenues to seek therapy without immediately being arrested in Canada. I don’t think the US would…

The problem seems to be there is little to no actual attempt at rehabilitation. If prison is just punishment it becomes more necessary to keep certain violent criminals even ones who haven’t murdered yet in prison for life. Which should not be what we are aiming for.

Nice.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

All men have kill lists. Women need to realize this & stop fussing.

Come on who doesn’t keep a murder lisasdfafafdafadfadsfjh;rakltgjdfklgjdslfgjdfkljdf;jajf;alkjfkljkla;jfjlkasdalkjf;aklfj

omggggggg

I just had a vision of calling that number, and suddenly Mark Ruffalo appears at my precinct and Hulks out on any would-be voting intimidators.