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Brigitte Bardot's black wig
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I’ll just say I saw this movie yesterday and cried like a baby and everyone should see it. It’s beautiful and strange and satisfying and not your typical Oscar bait yawn fest.

Also, the heroes are a woman with a disability, a black woman, and a gay man and the villain is basically a stand-in for toxic white

Oh yeah there is a TON of chauvinism among nonbinary folks towards binary folks; of course NOT directed at the literal hundreds of millions of cis men and women out there who are actually responsible for embracing and perpetuating binary gender, but trans women and men who are trying to claw back even the slightest

No. It’s code for “When dad left and had a second family we didn’t completely reject them. Even though they’re black! Where’s our medal??”

When I was a teenager I was flying via a connecting flight to Kansas City, Kansas but my flight was going to KC, Missouri. And since it was the late 90s, I didn’t have a cell phone so I’m using a pay phone trying to frantically call my mother to help me. I go to the gate and try to get the gate agents to help me, and

He’s still a hard-core Christian, though. He’s just one of those Malibuesque I’m-rich-so-God-must-be-living-through-me sort of douchebags.

I got on the wrong plane once. It was half my fault and half United’s fault, but nobody caught on to the problem until I went to pick up my luggage (and I couldn’t find the friend landing from another city at the same time). It didn’t arrive on the belt, so I took my claim ticket to a nice woman who blinked and said,

Hey, Bobby, and Happy New Year 2018 to You! In my jaded opinion, I would say the Top 3 Stories of the Year were: Kim Cattrall trashing the Entire SATC crew; Robin Roberts saying “Bye, Felicia!” to Omarosa on national live TV;, and 101-yr-old Olivia deHavilland saying, “Take a seat, Kids, I’ll show you what Hollywood

Bobby, you are the only person I’ve seen who has CORRECTLY made the connection to Home Alone 2, and I applaud you.

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

E! News, none of those facts about Chris Adkins was fun, nor did it ever explain what a “Francia Raisa” is. I want my money back

Bradhacklord.

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Seriously! I’m not really going to throw a The Violent Years fit over something giving me too much money.

Pretty sure finger banging an ATM is also illegal, tho.

SMALL CLAMS COURT

That’s just my cheese baby. Don’t worry, I’ve got bigger britches ;)

It’s obviously a wonderful thing for people to help out this woman, but the bigger story to me is how she along with most of her millions of other service workers in this country are being paid garbage wages by these billion-dollar corporations and have to depend on the kindness of strangers and the meager offerings

Next thing you know they are gonna say they are marrying their pets and having sex with them.

This is the revolution as predicted by the film Bob Roberts (1992): cynically Capitalizing on the movement becomes indistinguishable from the movement.

Exactly! I don’t give half a fuck about another shirtless photo—I love the profile essays, I love kind of getting a primer on someone before I have to decide whether or not to meet them. It saves time, and it can definitely heighten the anticipation.

My wife and I (who met on OKC) are non-monogamous but closeted because, among other reasons, she works at a very conservative company. We already went to great efforts to keep our joint account as anonymous as possible, but I guess now it has to be deleted. This sucks.