Relatable? Bullshit.

“She’s a nice lady”

Burn

This election is making everything feel like opposite day. I live in Ohio and despise John Kasich, like truly despise him, and now I feel forced to have the bare minimum of grudging respect for him because he repeatedly speaks out publicly against Trump (most recently about the myth of election rigging).

I truly yearn for the days of binders full of women.

Yeah but I grew to love her. She kept gasping and trying to get a reaction out of the old closed-off guy she was with. And she kept putting on and removing her glasses and gloves. I actually adore her now.

He’s not saying she was an accident, but it’s more like you were lucky we made you instead of leaving you unfertilized like your other potential brothers and sisters. Typical dad joke/threat, really.

My parents actually went to the abortion clinic when I was a bun. The story goes ( I learned this at age 25) Dad didn’t want to go through with it and proposed to Mom. My fate was decided in the parking lot. Mom would have done it. She already had 3 kids from first marriage, I get it. People have to make choices and I…

Yes, it’s ok to me. Being the product of an unplanned pregnancy is not inherently negative and it doesn’t mean your parents don’t love you.

Most of my extended family is Catholic and I grew up with these kind of jokes. Just a couple of years ago, I was helping with some preparations for a cousin’s wedding (let’s call her Sue) and her mom had made a math mistake and ordered too few supplies. Her dad said, totally deadpan, “You never could count. If you…

Her right leg looks like when I’d bend my Barbies legs back and it would look like she had no knees.

There actually have been quite a lot of holocaust survivors saying the same thing. My strategy would be to quote them.

That’s some seriously bad Photoshop, isn’t it? IRL Gigi does look like she just walked across the Sahara, though. My wife is weirdly obsessed with her so I’ve seen many, many, MANY photos of her.

Mandatory minimums should definitely have loopholes!!! The lack of loopholes is why we see so many black men sent to prison for a lifetime after smoking a joint three times. These laws should have so many loopholes that there are too many to count!

I’m a big fan of the Housewives franchise and while at first, I didn’t feel badly for Teresa and Joe because they did wrong. After this season, I really do feel bad for them especially since Brock Turner and this douchebag will end up doing less time combined than Joe will do and that’s so many different kinds of…

The attitude of the family towards the boys vs the girl really highlights the attitude that led to and enabled her sexual abuse in the first place. In their eyes the basic concerns of the little girl, including her physical safety, are utterly unimportant. The interests of the boys and even the vile prurient interests…

I’m going to hope for the TWIST! as well because I started to cry at my desk reading this story. I fucking hate people.

You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

May I add the word “REPEATEDLY” to your last sentence. This is so far beyond fucked up, that I actually said out loud, at work, “This is really fucked up.”

Yeah because teaching those boys that there is no penalty for rape is a great way to raise them. Unless it’s a trap and the family will be reporting him missing in a few days . . .