I just want November 9th to be here so I can scream KHALEESI IS COMING TO WESTEROS at the top of my lungs

I heard one of his sons last night in an interview essentially saying the presidency would be a step down from what he currently does, which sounds almost like laying the groundwork for a “I never really wanted to be elected anyway, you bunch of losers!” exit strategy.

He’ll probably have Melania do it.

Donald is such a horrible horrible stupid person with no filter speaking on all subjects. He clearly knows nothing about women’s health though no doubt he has paid for a few abortions over the years.

Obama Just sits there and laughs at the Bin Laden Joke. In retrospect he should have been nominated and won best actor at everything that year. I wouldn’t have kept a straight face, I would have given it up. Then again I was a mediocre drama student.

Once in 3rd grade I mad fun of Phyllis as she attempted to recite aloud the multiplication table from 1-9. I laughed as she struggled in the 6's. At recess she came over to me, pulled my jacket over my head and proceeded to beat me up while hitting me “multiple” times. I learned my lesson and she and I became good…

i feel better now burrito is having its effect

Ten bucks says he concedes immediately on Election Day, then spends the next four years insisting it didn’t happen.

Drink some water.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Honestly, when I thought I couldn’t get angrier about this election.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

Just stopping by to mention that I’ve been in the same room with Cher and with Maria Shriver — I install artwork in homes, it’s taken me into some weird scenes.

So in your opinion, noticing that your partner might be getting aggressive towards your children and then ditching him when your suspicions are confirmed is a bad thing?

I bought myself a whole wheel of soft cheese (Delice de Bourgogne, aka the best cheese in the whole world) as a push present. I think I’m winning.

He is super wrong.

https://twitter.com/julieklausner/status/788747804613156865

While this is pretty unimportant given that no one should be using those words in 2016, you’ve actually got “quadroon” and “octoroon” backwards - a “quadroon” had one black grandparent and three white ones, and an “octoroon” had one black great-grandparent and seven white ones. (There were also “quintroons,” who had…

Probably people who have had “mulatto” hurled at them as an epithet.