When I was three I shoved so much sweetcorn up my nose I had to go to A&E to get it removed. Even now I don't like sweetcorn.

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

Of course they would have beards and of course they would be at Brooklyn flea. I will give them props though, word on the street is they have shaken up the artisan chocolate world hella hard. Usually such a staid bunch, unlike the artisan popcorn bunch who will go off on you without the slightest provocation.

There actually is a chance they’d have to give it back anyway, depending on whether it was looted from one of his businesses.

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.

No, that’s correct.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…

It wasn’t just that UPS kept guys with a DUI on the job, it was that they would put them out in a truck with a driver/helper - the very same situation that UPS refused to do for pregnant women, because they saw it as “special treatment”.

sigh. WELL IT SHOULD

There are plenty of countries more religious than ours that have national healthcare systems and decent maternal leave policies. Like all of Latin America.

But as phrased you can get your scholarship revoked for even SUPPORTING a strike. You don’t have to PARTICIPATE, only say that you are in support and YOINK no more scholarship. And you only have to CALL for a strike to lose your scholarship under this bill, it doesn’t have to ever happen and you again don’t have to…

You should be thankful you’re allowed to have a job where you can be harassed! Did your eyes fall out of your head from rolling so hard at her?

The same could be said of the U.S. prison system.

It’s easy to say religion as already stated but I think that only is half the problem. The other half? Money. Making it and keeping it.

A big part of the problem is that do to American exeptionalism, if you asked the average American woman where her quality of life/freedoms are at, she would pronounce that she is better of than almost everyone else.

Was this lady’s sister on one of those planes?

Who is to say this is the only thing he does for them?

Bonus fact: Japan’s one of the countries where people mostly didn’t have last names until recently. It was one of those “shit we gotta be Western now, hurry up with that industrialization” Meiji things. So that law they’re talking about wasn’t a law to make official an ancient tradition, it was part of making last…