In somewhat defense, some of the things here SEEM snarky but are actually just the straight up news. For instance, all that stuff about space aliens? Here is a direct quote from the news article:

Oh man. If it was a joke? I know Doug gets some hate around here, but somehow it's his fault you missed a blindingly obvious joke? It's a movie about spiders!

.... was Mark just an illusion?

New sexual position.

It's a Chesapeake Bay Retriever - totally different breed. You can't really tell from his picture but they have a wavy coat.

This. Please.

Saw this a couple days ago and it gave me all the feels then and I really have nothing to contribute to this except that I love this and I've been thinking about it ever since. On the off-chance Monsieur Richards would read the comments of li'l ol' me:

awesome!

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

I went to Italy and a square in Florence was known for all the pigeons that came and sat on you while you fed this. I totally understand the torn feeling of "OH MY GOD THAT THING IS COMING AT ME SUDDENLY" and "NOOOO I WANT TO LOVE YOU AND FEED YOU COME BAAACK". It's both terrifying and exhilarating at the same time.…

I also know what Blue Ivy's bday party was like. Once, in Union Square, a kindly squirrel tapped me on my leg to ask for a piece of my muffin.

I'm not sure I entirely get what you're saying. Two of my closest friends are a couple from Venezuela and they don't talk about wanting to live here (the US) so they can have guns, they talk about wanting to live here because whenever you go out with friends in Venezuela, you sit down at the table and empty your…

You obviously have never read about or heard of The Angela Corey Beast. Her office acknowledged she was given permission by the correctional and sheriff's office people to do what she did, but they say that is not 'an excuse". They wanted stricter conditions than The sheriffs office over seeing her gave her.

Hrm, get's very hairy there. She was ordered by the court to follow the directions of her parole authority. If they give directions, incorrect or not, and she followed those directions in good faith, she's not technically liable if those directions are incorrect, especially for something as innocuous as shopping.

Except she didn't. She was following all conditions set by her parole officer, the case is frivolous and without merit.

I'm struggling to find words to convey how fantastic that "No Sugar Added" line on the lemonade poster is. I think I love it because it illustrates the sanctimonious ignorance that drives Paltrow's worldview better than any diatribe I could come up with.

Considering that Blue is two years old, I'm sure she goes to bed quite early. Nothing wrong with parents leaving their kid with a nanny after bedtime.

I don't force my kids to hug or kiss even me. I ask for a hug or kiss, and if they say "Not now" or "I don't want to", that is ok. But that is mostly because I want to teach them to ask other kids if they want a hug before hugging them, not because I am worried it will lead to sexual victimization. I just want them to…

You know what I don't appreciate as a bisexual person? This kind of "exposure." People already think we're slutty, stupid attention whores without your help, thanks guys.