WE have a Royal Couple...in the Commonwealth.

Ah yes, the man who signed Don't Ask Don't Tell, the Defense of Marriage Act, the Telecommunications Act and the Personal Responsibilities Act into law, was a fervent supporter of quotas and deregulation, fired Joycelyn Elders and bombed Kosovo. What a wonderful man!

ARE YOU POSITIVE BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE WE HAVE A MONARCHY AND "ROYAL BABY" IS A LEGALLY BINDING HEREDITARY TITLE

Um, I love Bill, but the deregulation of the derivatives market and repeal of Glass Steagall under his watch sowed the seeds of the financial meltdown. The 90s and early 00s reaped a lot of economic gains from just dismantling regulations and cashing out on the bubble that resulted.

Except it's way more restrictive than not eating processed foods - you can't eat grains or legumes, both of which are super healthy when unprocessed (and eaten in reasonable quantities, like everything else). And correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you also can't have dairy, which, granted, isn't required for a…

WAIT WAIT. Is that Jessica Williams? Even in passing I can't keep my eyes off of her.

Do not get me started on the paleo diet having nothing to do with paleo diets.

I wish I could show off some bite marks from Emma Roberts.

I saw it. I liked it. It actually confronted head-on the notion that it's difficult to have real parity in a relationship with something designed to serve. It also has a twist at the end which undermines the notion that the computer is only there for the man's personal desire. I went in with my feminist defenses…

Wait, is this the 1800s? Are Italian people not white anymore?

I think this is even worse than white privilege.

Maybe she has a food baby. I wish all sites had pics of how clothes would look after eating. I think I'm wearing a cute outfit until I see pictures of after dinner and my dress looks stretched out from the food baby. Not working? Okay...nevermind. Was trying to be nice.

This infuriates me on so many levels I don't even know where to start. If I start re-stating what people have mentioned, I'm simply going to post a "yeah. this. what they said." post. If I start my mouth, this post is going to be a compilation of every compound curse phrase I know and/or have made up myself (and there…

I don't see the point of keeping the 13 year old on life support if she's brain dead.

ICU nurse / pregnant lady here. . . here's my solution. If we can't stop the state from disenfranchising this poor woman, we can take the tack of protecting the fetus. Get a court injunction that forbids the medical team from using any medications or therapies that haven't been deemed safe in pregnancy by the FDA…

Also , Texas is a community property state, which pretty much means she has an undivided half interest in anything they amassed during the marriage whether her name's on it or not…so yeah.

Seriously if he was able to pull off this kind of wit, humor and coherence why wouldn't he have done it long ago?

Lady Charlotte Whitepaws of Beaverhausen.

I read "Kylie Jenner" as "Kylie Minogue", and was about to get all feisty with everyone in the comments.

"[...] he "gave back" by giving money away...to other people who already have money."