It also worked because there is only 15 minutes of dinosaur footage in the movie. They used the dinosaurs sparingly when needed and ramped up the suspense so the pay off was worth it.

One of the few things I appreciated from the first Jurassic World (besides the cool park visuals, I’m a theme park geek at heart) was BD Wong pointing out that none of the dinosaurs looked anything like they would have 65+ million years ago because everything the uninformed public believes about what dinosaurs is a…

It’s all a ploy for $$$$$ by the dino waxing industry.

Right??

I also have fond memories of that screening because of my mom. She took me there, was bored out of her goddamned skull, but could see how amped I was for it and was loving watching me just sitting on the edge of my seat drinking in every second.

There was this loudass group of teenagers sitting near us that…

Because they eat enemy soldiers. Saves on feeding costs.

That first shot of the Brachiosaurus gets me...every...damn...time.

I hear you, Rich. Pretty much every Jurassic Park movie (or book for that matter) past the first one has been deeply, hilariously stupid but my dinosaur-obsessed inner five year old is ALWAYS there for it.

I was trying to explain it to my wife the other day, and what I came up with was this. When the first Jurassic…

Blue is by far the most three dimensional character in the movie. And the most interesting! I would watch an entire movie from her POV. That really should be the next one. Screw the humans, gimme more dinos!

These movie raptors give people unrealistic beauty expectations for raptors. Real raptors had feathers and I will accept no representations that don’t show them.

No. I watched the entire movie feeling like the CinemaSins guy. It was too much to suspend disbelief at.

Is it ever explained why someone would build a bazillion dollar dinosaur theme park on an island with an active volcano?  Was no one aware of this fact when construction began? 

why aren’t they on Farmers Only

Whatever you say, Not Dan or Ben.

With no self esteem or dignity

Gee awful human beings having hard time finding someone to associate with randomly. Film at eleven. So you work for a racist pig, that supports awful policies and routinely says awful shit on television and you are somehow surprised that no one wants to associate with you and your associates? That is a level of…

No. Unless of course you’re admitting you’re inhuman, which I could absolutely buy, you need to own that you’re a horrible shitstain.

Good. Fuck these people.

I don’t really want to help these assholes out, but why aren’t they on Farmers Only, which is just a thinly veiled “White Racists Only” dating app?