Completely with you. Even Satanism is too Christian for me. Hahaha.

Same.

That’s precisely the point.

I’m sure they chose that pseudonym 100% to make fundamentalists go apoplectic thinking about the sweet baby jesus being aborted.

Ha!

I REALLY love that her name is Mary.

In general I’m not very into organized religion. But every time the Church of Satan takes some kind of public action, I’m sincerely tempted to join. The only thing stopping me is that anything with the word Satan in it is a little too close to Christianity for me to feel comfortable with.

Shoot I had a chance to be funny, I messed that up! Grrr

Will not do.

Po-Tay-toe, po-Tah-toe... ;-)

Well, as old as timeline maybe.

It’s great that assholes are getting caught so easily. Like the burglar who was caught because he logged on Faccebook and forgot to log out. Bless his stupid brains, tbh.

I think we do it with a scads of panache, Lilly Pulitzer-style.

On behalf of all Floridiots, thank you for your confidence in our leadership in crazy and stupid.

Seriously? I wish every asshole criminal/abuser were this stupid. Our world would be a lot safer.

“Florida man’s Instagram photos lead to 142 felony charges Cops discovered that Depree Johnson, a 19-year-old who was once known by his misspelled user name ‘duce22ceritfied’ on the social media site, was the ring leader behind a string of thefts in Palm Beach County after the man posted pictures of himself holding…

Just when I was proud of us because our Govenor veto’d an anti-abortion bill, this happens.

As a native Floridiot, let me just say to the great state of Montana, “Hey! Crazy and stupid is our gig!”

Could have been worse. He could have called a tip line and then tried to collect reward money to turn himself in.