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I once ate a whole watermelon at a summer camp I worked for in high school. It was a boredom thing, mostly. I think I was also trying to impress a female counselor (who wasn’t present, but I hoped would hear about the event), which gave me the required motivation to work through that fucking rind. The rind tastes bad,…

I think they’re stuck just deleting the accounts—since Gawker doesn’t track IP addresses or anything like that, they can’t really block people from making new burners. But there are a lot of racists with substantial commenting histories—I think plenty of them aren’t actually trolls, just regular commenters who happen…

I reported my college ID stolen (taken off of a cafeteria tray I had forgotten to grab before dropping it off to be cleaned off). I went out of town that weekend with the Marching Band. I get back on Sunday night and the police arrived at my dorm...not with my ID but rather to question me. Seems like the dirt bag who…

Is there a way to ban these morons? I mean, I know they’ll just create new burners and whatnot, but I see some trolls with somewhat substantial comment histories, consisting entirely of malicious racist shit and wonder how they are allowed to keep commenting.

There is absolutely NO WAY I’d marry a police officer. You know how you aren’t supposed to say “never”? Well I’m saying never. If they decide to whoop your behind, you are going to have a very hard time getting help. I wouldn’t want to live like that. And real talk I pray that my future kids won’t even THINK about…

FYI folks, this place is already filling up with racist trolls. Please flag them and don’t feed them.

I would give ANYTHING for you and your friends to finally get that fucker’s name.

When I was a child, I was raised by a relative who was a police officer. She was abusive and once I threatened to call the police, and she laughed in my face and said, “They’re already here.” She married 3 cops in the time I lived with her, and not a one of them had any trouble joining in on her fun. I will never…

Then leave, you whining cock. I’m so fucking sick of the non-stop bitching from pathetic assholes like you, because you never take action, you just sit there on your fucking keyboard and whine.

Nope. You’re definitely not the only one.

Aaaaaaannnndd, here’s where I take an online drubbing for my opinion.

What’s crazy to me is how people are trying to spin it as, “SEE? Good Black kids know their Black mommas won’t let them do any protesting foolishness, because they are RAISED RIGHT.”

Am I the only person wondering if white america loves her so much because she’s slapping a black boy? (I’m saying this as a white person, FWIW.)

I hate this whole thing. I feel so badly for that mom. You can tell she’s scared to death for her child. She’d do anything to just get him to safety. She’s not some sassy black mom hitting her child—it’s gross. She’s *scared*. You can even her her say, “You wanna get tased?” this poor woman is in perpetual fear for…

“That’s a real clever displacement of responsibility on the White House’s part. “It really resonated with me, how hard you were trying to keep your son alive against a system that we sanction and have done nothing to curb, and continue to refuse to speak out against meaningfully.” It’s a play on the most surface…

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

That video is shit and I can’t tell what happened.
That being said, no matter how belligerent and annoying she was being, this is pretty much the definition of excessive force. I could see how perhaps it could have been an accident, but police officers need to be trained better so “accidents” like this don’t happen.
(I’m…