You can live in a tornado-prone area and be ignorant of weather patterns.

Yeah that sudden eerie calm, combined with not hearing/seeing any birds, is typically my OH HOLY FUCK THIS MIGHT GET BAD meter.

That is so awesome!

LOOLOLOLLOLLL

yyeaaahhh I got to polyps and was like NOPE

Yep. The key to success is finding one you can stick with.

I am shocked, I tell you, shocked!

It sucks that the store you go to has bad management and inattentive employees. Hopefully there is another store nearish which is run better that you could go to instead?

Customers tear into crap and then put it back on the shelf, too. Like I can’t tell you how often some idiot would open a product to swap it on their arm and I’d be like, “ma’am the testers are right there...” and then toss whatever they opened in the damaged-out bin. Or you’d be straightening up a display and notice…

I worked there 2013-2014 and this was absolutely NOT how things were done.

Or if she did her own damn nails! A lady I work with is amazeballs at nail art.

What happens when the boxes are supposed to be picked up on a Friday but there’s a snowstorm coming Thursday night? You can’t go out in advance and stock up.

Unless they can offload food that’s about to expire. And get paid for it.

Right?

I really appreciate the detailed explanation you gave! Thank you!

Jesus Christ, when Howard Stern is the voice of reason in a conversation....

20 ounce sodas are $1.52 in the vending machines in my office. I am excited for all this extra tax cut money to fix all my problems and change my life!

Reagan’s Plunge Protection Team got involved before it went off the rails.

Not to mention if he felt it was acceptable to sexually assault girls, what kind of “doctor” was he? Competent? Probably not.

I hope that walking smegma rats out everyone who aided him or knew and was complicit at USA Gymnastics.